matvrity:

me trying to wake someone up 

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(via thehilariousblog)

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

(via jaula)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via jaula)

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

abrtn:

All aboard the Superdong

(Source: memewhore, via prguitarman)

completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

completeveestripped:

brownglucose:

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

nice

Lol. Must share this elsewhere.

(via seriously-youknow)

What cannot be said will be wept.

— Sappho   (via mercurieux)

(Source: whatsmacksaid, via syazarashid)

thekatitube:

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

(via trxbled-ones)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

(via raspberry-baret)

Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.